Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

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surfer dude

average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound

surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨

surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨

by bigblackballsmannn November 18, 2021

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surfer boy pizza

to eat a slice of pizza off a man’s dick as he’s dressed as a surfer

john: hey man me and your dad tried surfer boy pizza

bob: bro i thought we were gonna do that

by bertgo June 13, 2022

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Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.

My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.

by Doctorbotany July 28, 2021

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a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.

daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!

by redheads are hot May 8, 2020

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