the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.
considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society
usually committed by parents or other nosy people
"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"
by piebeyummy April 7, 2011
Get the Shoulder Surfingmug. Localised retail stores that sell or rent surfboards and the related fashions and equipment used for surfing, skimboarding or bodyboarding. Often staffed by local surfers with experience in surfing the local surf breaks.
(see): Brave New World
(see): Brave New World
Man, that chode behind the counter at that surf shop was completly useless!
My bro at the surf shop can hook us up!
My bro at the surf shop can hook us up!
by Uglyfredy January 17, 2005
Get the surf shopmug. The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.
Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.
by Integer February 10, 2010
Get the Median Surfingmug. When your dog sits down and only uses its front paws to walk which causes it to scoot along the ground on its butt. Usually they do this on carpet, concrete, or any other abrasive surface, sometimes leaving a poo smear. Usually means its time to get their anal glands squeezed.
Reece is butt surfing again. Looks like its time to go to the vet!
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
My dog butt surfed on the white carpet and now there is a brown streak.
by Reece Griffin November 15, 2007
Get the butt surfingmug. Example:
This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.
That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time
This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers
That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
This guy: Those pigs are always fuckin' with me just 'cause I board.
That guy: Dude, happens to me all the time
This guy: What bitches. It makes me want to put a 187 on those doughnut munchers
That guy: Chill out bro, let's do a bit of sidewalk surfing. We can fuck with 'em while we're at it
by freeleigh May 27, 2006
Get the sidewalk surfingmug. This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.
by Geek Girl October 1, 2004
Get the counter-surfingmug. When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.
The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!
by Mick_Swagger May 28, 2011
Get the swag surfingmug.