scarfacing

Dressing to the nines and then drinking copious amounts of fine champagne as well as blowing numerous lines of cocaine in one night, usually one sitting

John: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?

Kyle: It got pretty crazy man, you missed out on a crazy night of SCARFACING!

by kmac203 May 28, 2009

sadfacingly

Adv. Sadly, unfortunately

Sadfacingly, it looks like I am out of options.

by KolosoK June 21, 2013

Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

surfing the red sea

When a girl is on her period

Girl: I can't, I'm surfing the Red Sea this weekend

by Jenken August 10, 2017

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009