pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 3, 2017

spicy suprise

When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.

Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.

by anonymous May 29, 2022

Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.

Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL

by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018

Bavarian suprise

The act of shoving a Regensburger Wurst up some ones ass while they are asleep.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.

by phd.whom June 16, 2022

Bugs' Suprise

Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.

"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."

by Box Vzr August 7, 2024

Powdered Donut Suprise

The act of packing powdered sugar between your butt cheeks and farting directly at an unsuspecting victim. Assailant must be bare assed when attempting this act.

Randy nailed Karl straight in the face with a good ol' Powdered Donut Suprise.

by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025

Bugs' Suprise

Before finishing intercourse with a partner, ejaculate on their face and sit next them, then pulling out a carrot and saying, "What's up doc?" while eating the carrot.

"Yo bro, I pulled a Bugs' Suprise last night with my girl as I munched on a carrot after unloading on her face."

by Box Vzr August 7, 2024