mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
we went mum jumping last night
by thugaim September 19, 2013
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Morgz Mum

Thick, in a war against a 23 year old square head
We need WillNE to beat Morgz Mum
by Therealbaldmartin January 28, 2020
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Morgz Mum

Morgz Mum is known for spitting on kids and been the biggest sket alive she also has a war with top notch YouTube willne who she calls willMe (shows her poor use of the english language) she has a son called morgz who just copies MrBeast
Morgz Mum Is A Sket
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morgz mum

"oh no, its morgz mum"
by jimbo nutron May 14, 2020
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hockey mum

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.
Watch out here comes some hockey mums
by GazzerB September 16, 2008
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Mum shit

to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible
dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad
by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
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your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created
your mum touches kids
by eadipus March 01, 2004
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