natalia's mum

she's just so fucking hot i wanna marry her one day idc if she's taken

Wow! natalia's mum is looking hella fine today

by natalia's mums soulmate November 11, 2022

Smokeys Mum

A woman who smokes marajuana and has intercourse with random men.

Look out there, there's a smokeys mum

by PATHETICOMADRIDSBESTPLAYER April 15, 2015

Mum Fat

When two people are having an argument and one says "Mum Fat" to break up the argument.

Kid 1: Why are you so mean?
Kid 2: No you
Kid 1: Stop annoying me!
Kid 2: Or what
Kid 1: Mum Fat

by Gink111 September 10, 2019

Oozymurs mum

A lovely women who it’s absolutely fabulous but unfortunately has a strange child. She is great. We love oozymurs mum she is our idol.

Omg there’s oozymurs mum

by Eggnog26 June 15, 2019

hockey mum

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

by GazzerB October 31, 2008

Mum shit

to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible

dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created

your mum touches kids

by eadipus February 29, 2004