Stitchyosnatch

Be quite!

Stitchyosnatch so I dont have to here you talk!

by Birdie Flys September 28, 2020

Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.

Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'

by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020

Stitch

- a very intelligent person

To stitch means to put something together.

A smart person sees connections and relationships of resulting phenomena.

This Stitch over here figured that you can't know what something is if you can't interact with it.

by MickeyMaker December 15, 2020

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021

stitchlink

The position of a friend that joins other acquantinces together,from differnt friend groups.
Often mediates the griup to keep in harmony.

Johnny knows Katie and Daniel, Daniel and Katie don't know eachother. Johnny introduces the two to eachother and they become friends.

"Your'e the stitchlink of our group, David. We really appreciate you"

by bunny bus March 11, 2021

Statch

The word "statch" comes from the stem "statutory rape". The word is to be used as a derogatory term to describe something as bad. The word has the same context as a middle schooler using the word "gay" to describe things they deem "lame".

"This party sucks"
"Yeah bro this party is statch af"

by Gabraham445 February 4, 2021

Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.

Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.

by heccboi April 20, 2021