Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009

stoned

under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.

"last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self?

by Angi Childs January 18, 2004

kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

shyne

Shyne Po - A straight ill rapper out of Brooklyn, signed with DefJam Record formerly of Bad Boy. In Prison for 10 years on charges of Gun Possesion and Assualt and Battery after he shot up Club New York. Just released a phat album "Godfather Buried Alive" -

FUCK MURDA INC.!!

Shyne Po will straight rip up the mic ..

by JRidah1887 August 17, 2004

shyne

the best fucking mc ever! free shyne mother fucking po!

When Shyne gets out of jail he's gonna shoot 50 Cent and reunite him with his moms for saying he's soft and he won't shoot up a club again.

by shy January 4, 2005

Stoned Out

1) The acting of staring blank not concentrating on anything but your thoughts after smoking marijuana.

2) Zoning Out when your High.

"What did you say? Sorry i just Stoned Out after that bowl we smoked."

by Kickstand12 February 13, 2010