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Strudel Hound

Somebody who is a freeloader and eats everything he can at conferences or banquets, buffet etc.


Strudel: From the german word "apfel strudel" or "apple strudel" A sweet form of apple pie.

Hound :" to be after something"
Look at that damn "Strudel Hound" grab all the cinnamon buns.

Jerry is such a "Strudel Hound"

Hey look at the "Strudel Hound"
by Wuerschti October 29, 2008
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Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.
Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!
by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009
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strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011
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Grand Strategy

Strategy undertaken on the nation scale. Usually used by military officers from Brigadier General (or country equivalent) rank and up. Can also be a hobby, where enthusiasts are nicknamed "armchair general" and play Wargames. Finally, a sub-genre of strategy games.

Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
by KrazyKommie February 14, 2012
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Bendsten Strategy

Going to a party or social gathering where there will be dancing and or girls sitting on your lap and wearing sweatpants in an attempt to amplify sexual arousal.

This was perfected by Big Boner Bendsten one night at that SCSU
Yeah went to Sin City last night grinding up on mad girls in my AND 1 sweatpants god some wood in my sweats it was great!! Sure i got arrested for sexual assult...WAS a good night Bendsten Strategy
by MolsonIceManiac55 December 17, 2011
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strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.
Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"
by big Al February 3, 2003
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Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.
After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.
by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006
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