Stank wank

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.

by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016

stank hoof

When you step in something gross (that may or may not be poo) that leaves you with a rank smelling and looking foot. Like a horse stepping into its own doozie.

- Man, you got some serious stank hoof going on.
- You've really gotta sort that stank hoof out.

by jpdlglp June 18, 2017

Sprankton

noun

a disease you get from chewing too much.

Richard's mom died from Sprankton. What a Bitch

by Mapipi Israelihahd September 25, 2018

stank plug

booty, butthole, anal cavity

Damn, homeboy went deep in her stank plug and she didn't say a word. Respect.

by 6CloudN9ne October 26, 2018

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

by jpatty! November 14, 2019

Stankcum

When the smell and taste of a dudes cum is so bad......it is repulsive.

OMG I couldn't handle staying in a relationship anymore because of the Stankcum! Killed my libido!

by whatevs2 July 25, 2020

Stanka Dank

Of the highest quality. Such high quality that everyone in the room knows how Dank it is.

There's no question that this shit right here is Stanka Dank.

by das ist gute scheiße August 25, 2021