scorpion whip

Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.

They give the phattest scorpion whips in the world down Longview, TX.

by Jerry Raffe February 12, 2005

starpoo

The intense, fast acting effect of Starbuck's coffee on one's digestive system.

Crap, where's the bathroom? I am having an onslaught of Starpoo! There's someone in there! Give me your hat!

by EvanJM March 3, 2007

Scorpion Men

Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.

*Scorpion Men scramper by*

Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"

Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 2, 2008

sterp

A stupid person, usually a girl.

Check out that sterp over there

by xjedix May 1, 2007

Scorpion punch

To fiercely jab someone with your fingers on the top-left or top-right of the torso. This is designed to be incredibly painful if done correctly. Upon successfully scorpion punching someone, the attacker must yell "BITCH!" in order to claim supremacy over the victim.

Nick: "Please don't scorpion punch me!!!"
*scorpion punch*
John: "BITCH!"

by allsyx May 28, 2011

scorpy

She was well scorpy after I slapped her ass!

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Scorpius

The son of Draco Malfoy in the Insanely Popular Harry Potter series.
Extremely attractive, blonde-haired Slytherin who hangs around with Albus Severus Potter (son of Harry) and is Desperatley In Love with Rose Weasley (daughter of Ron and Hermione).
Jinxes everyone he lays eyes on so that their legs stick together.
Is also known to fly on a broomstick

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy: Even Albus Severus Potter and Renesmee Cullen are laughing.

by tay7 February 6, 2010