Stitch

Small, blue, and furry character on a Disney movie made in 2002. His only purpose on Earth is to lure Lilo into his deathtrap and mutilate her by ripping apart her flesh and feasting upon her organs. Do not be persuaded by the cute family movie, that asshole is a killer.

Director: And in scene 14, Stitch climbs out the treehouse and finds Lilo where he proceeds to drive a knife through her chest.
Advisors: Uh, that's probably not a good idea.
Director: Oh, right, this is a Disney movie.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Stitch Fucking

Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.

Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

Stitch

rebellion

flip the stitch to society

by flipthestitch May 16, 2003

Stitious

Adjective.
Definition: The act of being eaisily persuaded. Gullible.

My word! You are a super stitious one!

by Healer Why May 8, 2021

Stitch

Something you love to pick at, but are proud to have.

I have a Stitch on my arm.

by Kris October 5, 2004

Stitcher

Male person who can't concentrate on his job and just keeps talking nonsense. Trying to draw attention from his co-workers by making animal sounds.
Sometimes can't control his feminine side, acting like a total gay (fag, homo).

You Stitch Bitch !!!
You Fucking Stitcher !!!!
Stop stitching you Fag !!!

by EmasterD April 19, 2005

Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005