stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 01, 2014

stealth boner

Similar to a stealth bomber, this is when a male attempts to hide his erection from others. Depending on the intensity of the erection, the size of the male's penis, and the clothes he is wearing, the male may go about a stealth boner in several ways:the most common is to stick his penis upwardly flat against his abdomen using his pants to hold it down. If the erection is only mild in intensity, he may try and hold the erection against his thigh in his pant leg. Attempting to have a stealth boner is exponentially more difficult whilst wearing gym shorts and/or no shirt. Most men grow increasingly adept at using stealth boners since the onset of puberty.

Mike 2: Dude I gotta go talk to one of the director's but that hot audit chick gave me a raging stiffy...what do I do???
Mike 1: Just walk in with a stealth boner dumbass!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 09, 2017

stealth nutjob

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.

I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023

stealth trickto

a fat nigger that sits on his ass all day and likes to suck a lot big black dick and eat doghnut

(Steath TrickTo) come here little big daaddy stealth trickto

by BigMachoDaddy February 20, 2017

Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp November 18, 2007

sheer stealth

To nuke a database, usually referring to forums

OMG! You pulled a sheer stealth and killed my MYSQL!

by mr.widdim June 03, 2006

Stealth parttiming

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.

Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009