Puff Status

Stoned beyond belief, usually from hydroponic super-skunk or equal.

Man I can,t even think right now, my mind has a fucking bad case of Puff Status.

by ripped October 26, 2005

Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.

It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.

by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011

Status Slap

When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping

by hipposaur March 15, 2009

Statutory rap

noun: hip hop/ pop (hip pop) music created by prepubescent artists. This genre is unique in that the subjects of songs are distinctively juvenile and annoyingly catchy. The listener cannot help but sing along with elementry lyrics about middle school luv. Listening to such songs often lead to feelings of self loathing and pedophilia.

Samantha's favorite musicians are JoJo, Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston, Lil Mama, Lil Romeo, and all other artists with the name lil. Because she prefers prepubescent hip hop, her taste can be described as statutory rap.

by sassatack September 23, 2009

Pro status

Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.

Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls

Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.

I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.

I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.

Mike W pro statuses everyday

by Soccerdies January 9, 2009

Popularity Status

What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)

Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD

by ForgeousChic101 July 22, 2011

waterfall status

When a female is so turned on, horny, and wet that she starts dripping fluid out of her vagina, basically ruining her panties.

Chick: Did you see Serge Ibaka in the OKC Thunder game last night?
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status

Or

Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.

by timmytheripper July 18, 2014