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The McDonalds of coffee houses. Popular with the masses because of it's convenience of having a location on every corner and sometimes even located inside of other stores. Tries to pass off as a hangout for free-thinking artsy types when it is really an evil corporation that treats it's suppliers in developing nations like trash.
"The Man" gets his coffee at starbucks.
Starbucks by renton August 25, 2004
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Starbucks Bitch

Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.
Did you get your coffee fix yet? I got charged triple for my latte by the Starbucks Bitch again.
Starbucks Bitch by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009

starfuck 

one who screws famous people. A starfucker.
The egotistical movie star wakes up every morning with a different starfuck at his side.
starfuck by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 30, 2006
A large coffee franchise that only sells fair trade coffee when requested, has sucky atmosphere, and has ruined the art of true espresso with it's fast-food style espresso machines. I put them in the same league as McDonald's McCrapfe. Not only do they use similarly crappy machines, McDonald's sells Seattle's Best drip coffee, which is now owned by Starbucks as well. Seeing a connection here? Also, they monopolize on the masses of people (who I don't blame) who think sugary, watered down coffee is what good espresso should taste like. I daresay if they had a decent espresso drink, it would rock their world.
Friend 1: "Want to go to Starbucks?"
Friend 2: "Fuck you."
Starbucks by joanofarcadia232323 January 7, 2011
Is a chain of coffee shops across America, Canada, and any other country that can afford coffe.

Often, some people may also refer to it as "Fourbucks" coffee. Obviously because of the cost of the coffe.
1. I went to Starbucks and damn was the coffee there nice.

2. I went to Starbucks and fuck did I ger ripped off, better going to Country Style.
Starbucks by ibleed4fun August 28, 2005
A quiet wonderful coffee shop found on every corner of every street in every suburban town.
Im going to starbuck... (walks to the nearest street corner)
starbucks by fancythat May 13, 2005

Starbucks Point 

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)
She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.
Starbucks Point by Kari Tracy October 18, 2008