Dr. Roberta Staples

She's a really really really big bitch

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!

by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008

Staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

Slappled

A combination of the word "slap" and the computer company Apple. Used to express the occurrence (although rare) when anything manufactured by Apple ends up causing grief/frustration.

Bill: Hey, my iPod Mini just crashed on me! What do I do?

Steve: Ha! You just got slappled!

by [e-mail] August 17, 2007

Swapple Jack

The act of stealing or copying another's swagger.

Derek wore high tops and a flat bill to school one day and billy came to school the next day with the same high tops and flat bill and totally swapple jacked Derek.

Bitch don't swapple jack me!

Yo asshole! You are majorly swapple jacking me!

by Swapple Jackin' Stan March 20, 2011

snapple-fuck

a fuck who fiends off of other people's juuls/anything

"Reed you snapple-fuck, you schmacked my only pod"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

staple gun

i shot my cat with one of these before...then i shot my rooster and it went BUCC-BUCCC-BUCCAC!!!!! really really loud

EDDIE DESERVES TO BE SHOT NEXT...it shall go through his hand ... see EDDIE

by eddie_wants_it_up_his_anus March 7, 2005

Stapler

Referring to a black person "porch monkey".
Most staplers are black in general. Also can be know as: Stape; or Baby Stape for younger blacks.

Black person: "Ay yo waddup gangsta."
White person: "Damn staplers are taking over the city."

by blameitonmymom July 9, 2009