stale cracker

an old, ornery white person

Man, Donald Trump is a stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018

Stale

The equivalent to a hangover, except after you smoke weed.

"hey dude you wanna go lift?" 'Naw man im to tired' "dude stop being so stale" 'its not my fault i smoked to much weed last night'

by jack daniels blacked out October 21, 2010

stalemating

Extremely dry sex.

"bro i am totally planning on stalemating Kelly"
"whoa man why not do some playing first that sounds unhealthy"

by kirito_tendicula May 17, 2014

Staledurags

Staledurags is a spam page who literally post funny ass content and just a king that’s it

Go look at that post on staledurags page

by I love donuts asf November 12, 2020

stale

A bitch-ass move. A mean thing to do to someone. Something really bad. Something that sucks.

"That was really stale of that bitch to fuck you over like that."

by Skizzle January 3, 2005

Stale as Fuck

The words used to describe a situation that is either:
a) No longer funny
b) No longer important
c) Bad
d) Good

Due to the possible issues between bad and good, context is always necessary.

a) Barry: Oppan Gangnam Style! OP! OP! OP! OP!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

b) Barry: Hitler didn't gas six million Jews, that's an overestimation.
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

c) Barry: I boned a prostitute last night!
Ben: Stale as FUCK dude.

d) Barry: I boned a waitress last night!
Ben: Stale as fuuuuuck duuude!
*fist bump*

by Martinstra October 9, 2012

Stale Meme Syndrome

People who are affected by Stale Meme Syndrome send old (stale) memes and think they are funny.

Friend 1: *sends troll face meme* "Haha! Look how funny this is!"
Friend 2: "I'm sorry Friend 1 but I think you have Stale Meme Syndrome."

by Sexy_Beast_Fuggler May 30, 2016