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Stalked

To be completely high on hallucinagenic mushrooms i.e. the stalks from them.
Boy gets up off floor after being spaced out looking at the sky and says
'Man I'm Stalked!'
by Manav July 15, 2005
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Stalker

I did not know what a STALKER is until I become one. A stalker can sit in a car nearby a persons house for hours straight. A STALKER poisons the victim's WLAN ARP table and sneaks into the person's Facebook account and takes notes about the persons friends and comments. A STALKER observes who visit the person and feel enormous jealousy towards them. The stalkers would make quite good private detectives.

Most notorious STALKERS build a shrine for their victim and plaster the victim's photographs on the wall around the shrine. They are the REAL PSYCOPATHS. More mild cases just write definitions into URBANDICTIONARY.
Me: Oh, fuck. I became a stalker. I cannot help sneaking around her apartment.
Jake: Get over it, man. There's more fish in the water.
by C*ntLinguist November 22, 2009
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Side Staller

A side staller is by definition:

side·staller ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sid*stllr)
adjective / noun / verb

A side staller is a person that enters a public bathroom and enters the stall directly next to another individual. Side stallers are usually the lowest class, filthy people in a corporate environment. Habitual side stallers are frequently targets of bathroom beatings and practical jokes.

Also can be used as a verb, as in "I got sidestalled."
"No, a sidestaller?" adjective.
"I hate that side staller, I'm going to give him a beating when he is not looking."
by Jake Cassidy May 23, 2006
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Tampon Stalker

The only sicko man standing in the womans section at the supermarket,pretending to be looking at something else, but you catch his trained eyes sideways perving on your approach to the tampon/pad shelving.Once eye contact has been made,he usually takes a few steps away from the vicinity ,discreetly trying to blend in with his shopping journey.These tampon stalkers can also be found in the ladies underwear section with their wives, but easily spotted ,by glancing at your handpicked choices when she is not looking.
I had to duck and weave in the sanitary isle today,another Tampon Stalker was there.Just when i had a moments choice to make my selection there was another pair of eyes at the other end of the isle guarding the shelves.
by Munyuck February 2, 2009
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Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.
"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"
by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013
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stalker

a person who stalks.
Kim knows everything about me! she's such a stalker!
by xXjArInXx May 28, 2016
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stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!
Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!
by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002
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