chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.

Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?

by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011

west philly squeegie

Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.

I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!

by Toby Shephard March 2, 2008

Squeeky Guy

A guy who is very squeeky. He has squeeky pants. He can do a squeeky pants dance.

Leeko! Leeko! Leeko! I'm a squeeky guy!

by Almost-Squeeky Guy April 13, 2004

Squeegee Sex

Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”

"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!

"NICE, How was it?"

"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"

by Toto106 April 9, 2010

pimp squeek

Means something is really easy to do.

Young pupil to his mates: "my last lot of homework was pimp squeek".

by Steve Dale (from his 11 year-old son) July 5, 2005

Squeedlly Spooch

1~an organ found only in irken invaders.

2~a vagina. :)

(the second one my cousin made up)

ex. for defintion 1: *irken zim gets hit in stomach with dodge ball* zim says: OOMF! my squeelly spooch...

ex. for definition 2: guy says to girl on myspace: take a pic of your squeedlly spooch and send it to me. :) girl says to guy on myspace: go to hell, you perv!!!

by XxPSYCHO COOKiExX February 21, 2008

squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008