squeaknet

The bottom of IRC networks. Filled with Gay Niggers who spend time on there getting eachother off.

Squeaknet does not get over being owned

by Solo Net December 1, 2003

Speaking British

When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.

Boy 1- So what’s up?

Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-

Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!

by YouHaveNoSense December 26, 2010

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 8, 2017

squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.

That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.

by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010