Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.
by kristina123 October 26, 2010
When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 15, 2018
Due to the large amount of abandoned homes in US cities, people are setting up squat brothels as temporary whore houses.
by CNTSTPDRMN July 27, 2011
The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.
by like snowboarding March 16, 2011
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 05, 2014
A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
by CoopDaddy1919 January 08, 2018