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stroller envy

feelings of jealousy/inadequacy associated with desire, but economic inability to purchase celebrity favorite strollers like the bugaboo frog or stokke
Lisa felt self conscious at the nail spa because her everyday graco stroller stuck out amongst the myriad of bugaboos. She was developing a serious case of stroller envy
by sf chica July 13, 2005
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scrolleosis

Muscle atrophy of the index finger whereby the digit has permanent curvature from using the scroll wheel on a mouse for an extended peiod of time.
"If I have to scroll through the entire 800 page document to find what I'm looking for I'll get frickin' scolleosis."
by S.A. Mathews June 26, 2005
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Scrolliosis

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.
Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.
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mega stroller

Big ass stroller, sometimes double. Usually containing a fat 4 year old and his fat 3 year old sibling who appear to have working lower extremeties and should be walking. Often observed in elevators where at least 6 ambulatory people could fit instead.
I missed 3 straight elevators because they were all jammed up with mega strollers.
by dixie123 November 26, 2006
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roll stroll

The act of strolling while rolling, especially while under the influence of ecstasy. An epic "adventure" which usually consists of walking around the neighborhood completely thizzed out of your mind and smoking mass amounts of cigarrettes. Encouraged to be combined with a bowl stroll.
Yo I'm fuckin beaked out of my head right now. Let's go for a roll stroll.
by Harrell May 18, 2009
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dead sea scroll

A turd that 'scribbles' on the bowl as it goes down... leaving indecipherable markings that clearly convey a message to those who follow along, even if a literal interpretation escapes them.

An underlying implication is that it's a massively smelly example that will surely 'kill' the sea to which it is no-doubt heading.
"Dude, someone just left a dead sea scroll in the can on our floor... I'd suggest using the one on the 5th floor unless you're ready to tackle the next chapter in sanskrit..."
by jamesohoh7@txic May 3, 2010
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stroll

When you are going to get high or drunk.
Yo, lets go stroll at my place tonight
I havent strolled in over a week...
by amnesiatic August 17, 2011
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