shrinkled

It is a term used to define anything that is shriveled and wrinkled.

Dude! Your grandma is shrinkled.

After he got out of the bath, he was a shrinkled as a prune.

by linc_57 May 23, 2008

Spineless Cunt

A woman(or wife) who habitually lies in order to keep the real man in their life to pay their bills(or hand out money) and provide a feeling of safety/stability, while they continue to maintain a relationship with another guy who's a weak spineless emo puppy dog. The reasoning behind this is the real man is steadfast, strong and gives respect when given, while the other lame emo loser is easily controlled, a professor of love serenades and would literally eat a mile of the "spineless cunt"s shit to lick her asshole. The Spineless Cunt is the lowest form of life, for she can never make a real decision, maintain a solid foundation of integrity or generate enough good karma to walk about everyday life with true inner fullfillment and grace. Even worse, the emo men she chooses are unattractive with greasy acne, excessive body hair, snaggly crooked teeth and droopy down syndrome eyes. The fact that people like this can continue to walk the earth stealing oxygen from good honest people is appalling, and should be a crime.

Kayla(Spineless Cunt) goes with Sam on dates to nice restaurants, and other fun and pricey venues of entertainment, all the while she guards her phone texting or sexting Thomas, who continuously tells her how amazing she is, and that he wants to make a shrine consisting of her toe nail clippings. VOMIT

by hatingallwomencuzof1 April 17, 2011

Sprinkle dick

Andrew's very small penis

"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said

by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017

Sprinklebaby

A person who paints on squishes is usually one of Moriah Elizabeth’s many children, referred to as a sprinklebaby.

Oh look at that person painting a squishy, they are obviously a sprinklebaby!

by Person,Me June 30, 2021

sprinkle blossom

The act of cunnilingus performed while the recipient is taking a massive dump.

The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.

by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023

Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"

by aDonutsprinkler November 30, 2011

Dirty Sprinkler

When a women gives a man a blow job, when he finishes she keeps the cum in her mouth. Then sprays it all over the room while spinning in a circle.

That chick I took home last night didn't like it when I gave her a dirty sanchez so when I finished in her mouth she did the Dirty Sprinkler in the middle of my room.

by Pibbster September 19, 2011