German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.

"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."

by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020

tuna in spring water

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

spring grove

a town in spring grove, with a smelly paper factory.

out of towner: oh wow, what's that smell?
resident: stink grove, or should i say spring grove.

by jess sturr. o: October 16, 2008

Spring Break

A week in which one does not wear pants.

tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."

by bitchimgod March 29, 2010

Big Spring, Texas

Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.

I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".

by lulu72 December 9, 2008

spring grove

the festering pit of death where the the preppy bithes live

that bitch is from spring grove

by thatchick92 September 28, 2008

Big Spring

A little hole in Texas. Population 2300. A retirement town filled with wanna be LKs, Bloods, Cripts who end up with 4 baby mama's and at least one STD. The people who are not that end up working a dead end job at wal-mart. There is one mall but no shopping can be done, unless you need a new lawn mower, the only fun that can be found there is sex. The town drives off of the refinery and the drama. The refinery goes and the town will slowly die and become a ghost town.

Born in Big Spring and when I got out I never went back.

by SimpleJoys March 25, 2010