splenda

used as a pet name for a thin girl.

I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories

by ethankman September 26, 2010

splang

A splang is another name for a cannabis joint. Probably a mix of the words 'spliff' and 'jang', can also be lengthened to 'splaringe' if the speaker is going out of their way to be obscure.

"this club is pants, i'm gonna nip outside and skan a splang"

by natrl March 25, 2010

spengle

When you pull out and cum into her eyes and then proceed to give her anal

Wow Tina loves to spengle

by Big cock jack April 7, 2016

splenda

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

by me. September 7, 2004

Spengler

The act of finger banging a girl and then having her throw up on you.

Bro: Yo what happened last night, broseph?
Broseph: You'll never fucking believe it, I was finger banging this slut and then she threw up ALL OVER ME!
Bro: Dude, you got Spenglered!

by Broski69420 November 22, 2011

splendiferous

ADJ. the hyper-elated condition of ones mind when unnatural sugar substitutes have been consumed over a period of years and caused binding of iron agents in the lower lumbar region of the spine. The condition is associated with excessive dieters such as fashion models, clothing designers and cross-dressers who need such mechanisms to maintain a particularly slender and upbeat lifestyle.

Splenda + ferous

Darling... the event was simply a splendiferous success.

That ensemble is purely splendiferous on you.

by thee radical eclectic September 9, 2006

Splenda papi

A Splenda papi is an alternative version of sugar daddy. It is when the girl gets all the money without having to give out any "sugar".

Sophia was so excited when she finally got a Splenda papi because she could live a rich lifestyle without having to be a hoe.

by lit papis unite August 17, 2017