Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.
Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
Get the splash cakesmug. Swampsplash, The act of fornicating with a woman whose cooter is so gaping that fucking her produces a sound similar to a fat guy belly flopping in a stagnant thick swamp pool
by Rayne6669 June 3, 2016
Get the Swamp Splashmug. A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.
If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.
by TheSein September 13, 2011
Get the Subway Splashmug. When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
Get the Toilet Splashmug. A act common amoung male youths from the town of Carrigaline in Co. Cork, Ireland. The act involves a gang of youths, grabbing another to spread him out flat on his back by holding onto his arms and legs. The 'Muggsy',being a seperate youth, takes a run up to the victim and belly flops onto him.
by con 'holdtheball' o'leary May 28, 2014
Get the The Muggsy Splashmug. A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.
Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.
by jfaceman April 28, 2016
Get the Gentleman's Splashmug. We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.
by Gnug November 3, 2017
Get the Clam Splashingmug.