Spartacus

When you squat over a girls face, drop your balls on her forehead, lay your dick down along her nose, and have her yell "I AM SPARTACUS!"

"Tina finally let me Spartacus her last night. We woke up the dog."

by iamspartacus August 20, 2007

skert

used to decribe coming to a halt, or screeching to a stop

also used to decribe crytal meth

When you ran that light it was like, "skert!", then you stopped.

Let's go get some skert.

by Robin April 22, 2004

spartackus

A dude who pretends to be a chick so he gets attention.

That spartackus guy is a man-whore.

by HadjiQuest January 10, 2004

spartacus'ed

To be originally a victim of ID theft but later having 1-up.

Originated from when spartacus had lots of slaves pretend to be him so he wouldn't be tortured for many days on end but only crucified.

Jim's ID hassle took a great turn when he closed the theif's accounts and get $200. He got totally spartacus'ed.

by DeanA006 March 10, 2008

sertious

being anti-serious

'omg you have such a big nose!'
'really'
'no i was just being SERTIOUS'

by NATTERRRSS October 8, 2009

scert

The process of being suddenly frightened, or someone who is easily scared. It's mostly a slang word used by "country folk"

Bob: BOO!!!!!!
Betty: DAMNIT, Bob you scert me so bad I almost shit myself!

by White Wolf-6800 June 2, 2016

sparta middle school

a school created by an angry old fart filled with entitled crybabies. everyone is xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, and judge you for being FUCKING human. the staff tend to ignore the children who are sufferring from mental illness, and praise the rich fuckgirls and fuckboys for being rich. because that’s how capitalism works i guess. the staff are those kind of people who put up “DARE TO BE DIFFERENT” signs but label you as mental the minute you tell them how you feel.

me: you go to sparta middle school?
dhdjdjfn: i fucking heard of it the people there are whiny rich kids

by yeehawslut February 7, 2019