seelies 

Seelies are also known as faeries, or the Fair Folk. Pixies, nixies, and elves are also considered Seelies. They cannot lie, though they use evasive and distraction tactics to avoid directly answering questions they do not want to.They are an extremely manipulative, cunning, and mischievous race of Downworlders, their angel and demon blood attributing to both their beauty and malevolence.

the seelies cannot lie but they can twist the truth

seelies by seryna March 15, 2021

thesaurus speech 

When people use big words to impress people, but it's obvious they've just been reading through a dictionary or thesaurus.
Signs of thesaurus speech include wrong pronunciation, and grammatically incorrect use.

Did you hear that guy pronounce overzealous like "over-zeel-us?" "Yeah, Thesaurus speech is funny.

thesaurus speech by XalexegX July 6, 2011

Free speech 

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

Free speech by neroq January 10, 2022

middle age speech 

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

middle age speech by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016

Masa flavored speech

A weird way of insulting someone, usually by saying they're good at something sarcastically, or otherwise just insulting them while spitting corn in their face.

Joe: i eat corn
You : That's some masa flavored speech! U big good gamer!!11!!1
Joe: I hate you
You: *spits corn aggressively*

Masa flavored speech by Chutena February 23, 2021

Speech Impediment 

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

Speech Impediment by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

Freedom of speech 

An excuse to say senseless opinions without going to jail for breaking the intellectual law

Cop: This stupid twatt used the freedom of speech argument and got away. There was a time when stupidity was unacceptable, those were the days

Freedom of speech by KaiTheKing October 30, 2015