sandal dick

A name for someone who has a penis so large he he/she needs to wear a third sandal in the shower.

"I need to wear a third sandal for my penis when I take a shower. I often times get called Sandal Dick." - C. Deacon

by kazaam0 January 4, 2008

the scandal in the Catholic Church

When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Jesus Sandals

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

sandals

see through Footwear that people wear in Hot weather

Sandals feel so fucking good to wear in hot weather

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Sandaru

A homosapian destined to murder people.

She's the Sandaru of our town.

by Malishi April 13, 2019

scandalous

see def. 1 and 3 of "out cold".

1.That nigga scandalous; he stole his own mama's TV! 2.Don't do that scandalous shit no mo'.

by warewoof September 11, 2003

Spandackular

The sexual act of pulling a woman's spandex over her head, and proceeding to engage in violent anal intercourse.

"AW yo holmes how was that anal sex last night?"

"It was SPANDACKULARR bro!"

by Michael Phelps SWED January 8, 2012