spaghetti wrangler

A collector of pubes.

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?

by you are a *Beep* sandwich May 5, 2011

Spaghettual

A form of sexuality in which you consider yourself straight, until things get steamy, much like spaghetti. Ergo, Spaghettual.

Billy: I told Jim that I was totally straight and would never consider sexual intercourse with a male, but that changed during our threesome with Susie - he makes me Spaghettual!

by TommyTrucks January 10, 2013

Spaghettimuncher

1. (n)One who eats ass.
2. (v) (to Spaghettimunch) To eat ass
3. (n) One who eats spaghetti out of asses.

This term was coined at a wedding I attended. My brother (who was the guest speaker), asked the groom is he spaghettimunched his new wife, and if not, she knew where to find him.

We've used this term ever since. (That was about 5 years ago.)

1. "Macy, he's hot!"
"Yeah, I heard he's a spaghettimuncher too!"
Both: "NIIIIICCCEE"
2. "Dude, I totally spaghettimunched that bitch!"
"Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
3. "She wants me to spaghettimunch her!"
"With spaghetti and everything?"
"Yep. Her grandma's recipe."

by YoRatchetCookieMonstaAss May 28, 2014

Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

spaghettiwall

to attack a problem or promote or attack an argument by utilizing everything that can possibly be thought of, in an effort to see if anything turns out to be effective, i.e., "to see what sticks." Derived from the old practice of throwing spaghetti at a wall to see if it sticks to the wall.

She just spaghettiwalled that argument---none of what she said was even partially relevant.

by thelanguagemonster May 18, 2015

SpaghettiWonderBro

A close male friend with culinary talent far surpassing your own.

"Damn bro, that was the best rotini i've ever had. You're my SpaghettiWonderBro without a doubt!"

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

spaghettiballin

another way of saying ballin but ballin on a higher level

Nate: I'm ballin bro
Bill: well, I'm spaghettiballin cuz

by bild0 October 12, 2016