Sound Condoms

Meaning:
Alpine MusicSafe Pro.
This is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.

Emythology:
Sound Condoms obviously comes from Sound and Condom. Condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they're used for, which I'm not going to literally post here. Sound Condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from AIDS.

Guy1:
Aargh! That drumkit is LOUC, bro! Why don't you have hearing damage yet!?
Guy2:
I use Sound Condoms
Guy1:
Eh?
Guy2:
See? *shows the contents of his ears*
Guy1:
Ah. I get it.

by ChromeLynx May 15, 2010

that sounds mexican

the quote of the day

i have a Ibanez guitar. That sounds mexican

by andy March 2, 2005

sound lad

Sound Lad is used when a friend says something you agree with or is considered a compliment.

Boy 1: "hey I've got some pizzas for tonight lad!"
Boy 2: "sound lad

by mrs way 666 September 3, 2016

Sound Fag

Someone who, when playing an online game, i.e: Battlefield 3, MW3, etc. is in game chat with a sensitive mic that echos everything, resulting in a unending wave of static sounds that rapes your ears.

Boy 1: Dude I was playing Battlefield last night and some guy

had his super sensitive mic on and my ears got raped.

Boy 2: Congrats, you found a sound fag.

by McGangBang6969 October 5, 2012

Puget Sound

A Puget Sound is a type of urethral sounding practice where someone pours sea water inside the urethra of a penis. This gives a cold and tingling sensation which is surprisingly pleasurable.

I just gave my boyfriend a Puget Sound last night, and by golly he said that it was the most orgasmic experience.

by somethingcleaverhahahoihedaodh November 21, 2019

phantom sound

a sound that one seems to hear although there is no sound at all.

“Did you hear a sound?’ “No, it’s a phantom sound, my honey.”

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011

sound bar

where you illegally touch an innocent 6 year old

sir i did not commit sound bar

by pedo.phileee October 6, 2020