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Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.
Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit
by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017
mugGet the Soggy Biscuitmug.

Soggy lunchbox

Code word for blowjob, not to be confused with sonky lunchbox, which is where you shove a nike lunchbox up some girl's pussy
"Bro, my uncle made me give him a soggy lunchbox last weekend."
by beanconsumer6969 April 17, 2019
mugGet the Soggy lunchboxmug.

soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.
We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.
by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011
mugGet the soggy martinimug.

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.
I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.
by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008
mugGet the Soggy Stanleymug.

soggy member

John turned and slapped her in the face with his 'Soggy Member'
by GSAFCP April 19, 2016
mugGet the soggy membermug.

soggy sub

When u girl is giving you head in a subway parking lot and u jizz in her sub
I soggy subbed her in the parking lot
by RALPACHEZ July 14, 2015
mugGet the soggy submug.

soggy vegitarian

Soggy vegitarian: When a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower.
Soggy vegitarian: when a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower .Damn Patricia I can't eat u out if your a soggy vegetarian. 🍴🚿
mugGet the soggy vegitarianmug.

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