Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021

soft thug

a man who will be down to kill for you, but never lay a hand on you. a man who will come home in a bloody shirt, shower, lay you down, and cuddle until the sun comes up.

I need myself a soft thug.

by xxxochitl May 04, 2016

soft make

To throw the covers over one's bed instead of actually making it. Usually performed when someone else enters the bedroom.

John's room was a mess when Suzy arrived, so he gave the bed a soft make before letting her in.

by whatever it'll be September 19, 2010

Soft Hearted

A person who's felling's are very easily hurt by actions, or words!

A person who cry's watching sad movies or real life tragic news stories!

Don't tell Becky she has gained a little weight because she's soft hearted and will start to cry!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

soft spot

It's a feeling that you have in a girl/boy. Liking that person so much. You can't think of anything except for that special someone.

"I have a soft spot for this guy, i just don't know what to do, should I make the first move?"

by fragile soul July 16, 2005

soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity

Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock

by jigsaw666 April 08, 2008

soft taco

When the area around the female organ (or the vagina) is shaved completely and is soft to the touch.

mmmmmm, Janice has a nice soft taco.

by John Haigh January 19, 2006