by Definisseurofgod January 16, 2022
Get the Snowmanmug. When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
Get the Colorado Snowmanmug. by 0orange_iron May 29, 2020
Get the Snowperson/Snowmanmug. by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014
Get the Hairy Snowmanmug. A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018
Get the Siberian Snowmanmug. by snowmachine69 August 2, 2018
Get the Dripping Snowmanmug.