budgie smuggler

UK slang: a very overweight man, in very brief swimming trunks, hanging out at your holiday hotel pool. His trunks appear to have a budgie, or other small bird, concealed down the front of them

OMG, check out the budgie smuggler! What's wrong with swimming shorts?! Do you think that if he had a mirror on a stick, the budgie would peck at it? etc...

by growley August 28, 2010

cunt smuggler

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.

Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.

by Colton April 4, 2005

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Rainbow Smuggler

A person who can not always be spotted as homosexual right away. An individual, who like a rainbow which can be hazy at times, is none the less clearly a homosexual. This coincides with the rainbow being the indentifying mark of the homosexual community. Sometimes hazy, sometimes clear, but always gay.

Frank you have been acting gay lately, are you a rainbow smuggler?

by Mike Postal Hauncho July 1, 2010

Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006

Snuggles

Guilty Turd ...something that poops on old ppls shoes, rubs their butt on the ground, smells like shit, and leaves turds around the house

"hey snuggles left a turd again"

by Tracyz October 2, 2004

raisin smuggler

a person who smuggles raisins.

"dude, i was at this raisin farm, and i did some mad raisin smuggling,....because you know,......im a raisin smuggler."

by grand master raisin August 28, 2006