smoosh

An extraordinary hug. What it would be like to hug god if god had boobs and sprinkled you with fairy dust.

I could just smoosh you!

by KellyT July 20, 2008

smoothie

gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.

Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.

by cj December 4, 2004

Smooshy

When a man nuzzles a cat, with the intent of strictly platonic love.

OMG, That smooshy was so good.

OMG, that cat is smooshytastic.

That smooshy was so good, I popped my load.

by Lorenzo St. Dubois December 13, 2009

smoothie

person that shaves his or her pubic hair, for hygenic or sexual reasons.

That smoothie had the cuttest little bald pussy I ever saw.

by BDI April 14, 2003

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

Doobie Smoothie

Smoothies with weed in em
Wiid....
Smoothie...
EPIC!

Steve: Heyyyy what are you doing
Frank: Drankin a Doobie Smoothie
Steve: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be right over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The SAGGY WAFFLE! August 8, 2010

peanut butter smoothie

The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.

I gave the bitch a peanut butter smoothie and she still wanted a reacharound.

by PFC Airborn January 9, 2006