Smoka Mouf

A smoka mouf is a crackhead at the gas station, or someone who’s always doing something stupid and wild. Throwing milk up in the air at Walmart? Smoka mouf. Yelling in the hallway while class is going on? Smoka mouf.

“Jayden is a smoka mouf bruh.”
“Stop being a smoka dude”
“Smoka mouf ahh jit”

by Lilgoofylil March 18, 2022

Baretta smoke

verb - to hold a cigarette between the lips as if smoking, but never light the cigarette, as made relatively famous by Baretta, 70's T.V. detective.

I have a sore throat, so I'm just gonna Baretta smoke this one.

by majorwood May 13, 2009

sweedish smoke screen

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

by nortington the third August 23, 2009

making smoke

Farting while walking.

Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.

Dude, I was making smoke on the way to the elevator and when I turned around I notice the boss was following me the whole way. AWWWKward.

by Bdoserror April 19, 2011

Blunt Smoke

The smoke released when a blunt is lighted.

Bro you want to choke Blunt smoke is what you want

by Swagzeplin June 26, 2015

lil smokies

Relatively small or stocky fingers/digits. Also known as being Carney-like.

Please, do not touch my food with your lil smokies.

by Hoffi June 14, 2008

Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.

She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.

by JWAYNE May 14, 2006