Sparky

(also "sparks") In the U.S. Navy Sparky was a nickname for enlisted men who's rating was Radioman. The name comes from the responsibilities of Radiomen to fix and work with Antennas, Radios, and other related equipment; It may also come from the Radioman (Now Information System Technician) Insignia or Rating Mark which is four Lightning Bolts or Sparks. After the Radioman rating was merged with Data Proccesing Technician to create Information Systems Technician the term Sparky was carried over to be used for sailors who were Information Systems Technician or IT's.

Note: Information System Technicians may also be referred to as "Spook" or "Ghost" since the Cryptologist merger, however Sparky and Sparks are much more common.

Seaman Schmukatelle : Hey Sparky, any word on which port we will hit next?

IT: Shipmate, that's G-14 classified!

by Sparky IT August 3, 2008

smartying

smart partying - checking yourself prior to wrecking yourself

"oh man, I'm so hungover this morning, bro"
"not me, man! We were smartying hearty last night!"

by Smart Partier January 27, 2008

snarky

Basically acting like someone PMSing and bitching about everything.

Mom was being pretty snarky about giving us a ride. She could have been a little nicer about it.

by Fifty September 3, 2005

Sharky

Someone who has sex with African girls, usually African mothers.

Fuckin Sharky, did it again.

by RelliT123 February 13, 2010

sharky

a variation of the shocker but uses the thumb for clitoral stimulation

see shocker definition

by M-HO March 10, 2005

Mario Smarty

When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.

Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.

They always win.

Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.

I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers

by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

smark

Noun. A person who is being scamed but is in on the prank. Someone who knows they are being tricked. Its origin is from the term "mark" and is the shortened form of the phrase "smart mark"

The smark new the two headed woman was fake, but wanted to see anyways.

by AJ May 13, 2005