Smell Test

Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous

Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?

Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.

Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.

by Jako Kot July 26, 2010

smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol

No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove

by Deesnuts April 26, 2014

Nenad smell

To forget to check if the mute button actually mutes the speaker. Then proceed to say 'BOOM' while thinking the microphone is muted, when in-fact, its not during a business call.

Try not to do a Nenad smell

by Ljimn January 25, 2018

Smell Stick

A mans finger used to sample a ladies flavor.

If that smell stick is remotely fishy, get the f out.

by Pozzum69 December 19, 2011

Vac smell

That smell during or after vacuuming.

Guy 1: Did you just vacuum?

Guy 2: Yeah, I got some bad vac smell.

Guy 1: I can tell.

by SuperBro October 19, 2013

smell zone

an area affected by an extremely unpleasant smell that you do not want to breathe in

Somebody was already shitting there when I was peeing in the toilet and I got into the smell zone. Fuck! I wanna go home and change my clothes now.

by vladim_i_rich June 20, 2016

Smell A X

The stinkiest airport in the world

Uncle flew into Smell A X

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 24, 2019