Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

by yagooo July 6, 2011

Slom

The word used to describe the feeling between friends that is similar to the feeling of 'love.'

Where love= Girlfriend: 'I love you baby.'
Boyfriend: I Love you too'

Slom= Guy 'Slom you dude.'
Guy's Best Mate 'Slom you too man.'

by Jean Lewis December 7, 2010

slampa

to fuck yourself continuosly untill satisfied

The man wanted slampa so he fucked himself.

by Miller Snyder September 7, 2005

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Slombi

A nonsense word for when no other word will do

USE THIS WORD EVERYDAY!

I got totally Slombied last night

WOW, Look at the Slombi's on that!

I wish i never Slombied that chicken

Don't go down the end of the garden, the Slombi's might get you!

Oh no, i just Slombied my pants

by Samantha Lombi August 26, 2008

Slemp

A combination of the words sleep and simp of which the meaning is someone who is simping for sleep

Did you see veronica, she was totally slemping halfway through the movie.

by Sengen April 4, 2020