utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

by QuantumMan October 7, 2016

Stank-Slapped

Sex with chick who is extremely dirty and omits a ripe odor from every orifice. But the need for sex and a good nut overpowers good judgement and you still give her the D.

I picked up a prostitute last night and got stank-slapped. But it was worth the $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018

jesus slippers

flip flops or berkenstocks

you cant wear jesus slippers working in the forest

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

juicy dick slipper

A very recently used condom.

"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!

by rat_prince May 30, 2014

Shit Slipper

Slang for a Doner Kebab

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!

by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010