satan

Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.

At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!

by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005

Satan's Hell Fire

Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.

That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Spicier than Satan's Butt hole

Hotter than the heat from the Devils Derriere.

That Spicy Chicken Sand-which from Wendy's was Spicier than Satan's Butt hole!

by Skash July 16, 2009

Satan's Egg Nog

Just another synonym for semen.

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."

by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006

satan

Barbera Streisand

Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!

by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

satan

Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary.

Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.

Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing"

Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth."

Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail."

Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?"

Church: "What could we calleth it?"

Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."

by anonymously_wasted August 14, 2006

SATA II

The second generation of SATA I, which stands for Serial Advance Technology Attachment. It is the transfer method from your Hard Drive or Optical Drive (ex. CD-ROM or DVD-ROM) to your computer. SATA II doubles the transfer speed from SATA I.

The new Hitachi hard drive features the new SATA II transfer method.

by R. Vargas September 12, 2005