Saddle

A large sized waffle, usually made of maize, that resembles a saddle.

Hey honey! Why don't you whip me up some saddles! Getting drunk and beating you and the kids makes me hungry!

Wow! Those were some tasty saddles Jim Bob! I'm so glad you married my sister! And a good thing she had a sister that I could marry too!

Who made these saddles? They taste like shit! Now them Belgium boys, they know how to make a good waffle! Hung like horses too!

by HandDownMyPants October 13, 2011

Saddlebrook Hoe

A tennis playing girl who desires to be gangbanged constantly as if ridden by a horse.

Uhhh Caroline T needs to be cockslapped cause she is a saddlebrook hoe.

by The Dark Knight's brother February 24, 2009

saddle city

A place where there are saddlers aplenty....fanny heaven.

Was there many birds in that kip last night? Saddle City !

by bb July 18, 2003

Saddle Faggot

1. A Gay Cowboy

Andy: "hey bob, i just saw 1 cowboy blowing this other cowboy off behind a tree."

Bob: "Must be saddle faggots."

by Anonymousman0 June 1, 2011

Saddle-slut

Some one with a profusely big nose and can not keep her legs shut and will suck your wallet dry. Almost like a suck-you-bus but one that puts out to a new guy every night spreading S.T.Ds.

Look out lads here comes a saddle-slut, keep your pants on and your wallets closed.

by urbancuntbag March 7, 2009

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 6, 2015

saddle back

To return to one's place of origin, if that place is in the country.

I'm rite dang tired of this citaay, I'm gunna saddle back to meh trailer in the woods and shoot me sumthin.

by Garbunkle March 31, 2009