Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.

"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."

by The buttress of Windsor February 06, 2022

Skid Mobile

an old shabby van or some other form of embarrassing transportation you have to ride in sometimes

"How did you get here?"

"Oh, my dad drove me in the skid mobile."

by Torie Terror February 10, 2008

dox me skid

The perfect response to a
skid when they come on your minecraft server and say they're gonna ddos it and steal your personal information.

Skid: OMG IMA DDOS TEH SRVR N U AINT GON DO ANYTHING ABT IT SKRUB
Owner: dox me skid -bans skid-

by СукаБлять February 29, 2016

Worthless of all Skids

A skid who claims to coin terms of technologies already in existence and then tries to backpedal into stating something a Fox brings up. Look up "Johnny Shadoe"

Dude, I found the Worthless of all Skids, he goes by "Johnny Shadoe", Trying to recoin Multi Factor Authentication with "Universal 3 Factor Authentication.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

drop a fat skid

When you’re in a car and you pull the handbrake up and it leaves a rather large skid or marking on the ground

Yo kirsty mate drop a fat skid on his driveway

by Annavasytsrik November 28, 2017

skid safety officer

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.

'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'

by BAZLEYSMASH October 13, 2015

front wheel skid

cockney rhyming slang, front wheel skid, yid, jew.

look at that front wheel skid just fell under that bus.

by christu September 26, 2006