rum sits

Convultions from alcohol consumption

Dude, I like totally had the rum sits this morning from downing that bottle of Everclear.

by HI_VLTG3 June 11, 2006

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.

I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?

by Lifty Lady March 13, 2019

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023

tight sit

a tight situation

me: my moms car won’t start bro
bro: that’s a tight sit bro

by baelee December 2, 2017

sit you

Sitting someone is when you knock them out

Yo I’m gonna sit you fam

by Bali (bad man Bali) June 4, 2018

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

by Exlax330 June 13, 2018