shadow simping

Simping on a girl who is already in a relationship

“Gus is cool but he’s always shadow simping Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl

“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute

by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022

virtue simping

A simp or an incel that calls out other simps, and incels in hopes of gaining positive attention from the men or women they're trying to sleep with.

Does he really think his virtue simping is going to get him laid.

by Ash4796 April 21, 2023

Grand siblings

When you have siblings with an 18+ year difference.

John: “My dad called me the other day and told me I’m about to have twin sisters. He’s 60 and I’m damn near 35!”
Jim: “You got grand siblings that’s crazy.”

by MelaNova July 16, 2023

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Eskimo Siblings

2 partners that have had intimate relationships with the same partner.

Hey that was an awesome orgy! Lol, Were all Eskimo Siblings now!

Omg we are eskimo siblings, we both hooked up with that guy/girl.

Its so awesome to date an eskimo sibling

by Julianking February 6, 2025

Public Sampling

Sneaky head in a public space, especially a higher trafficked public space, that whets the appetite for future acts.

We were exploring the gallery and then snuck into a storage room for a little public sampling - just a taste.

by GwebDeez November 8, 2025