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simon rex

Extremely hot, yet unpopular male TV star.....was the rapper in Scary Movie 3 and starred in many gay films to start out his career ("Alone At Home #1, 2, 3") (Hard & Solo), etc. Hes straight though!
Did you see that hot male Simon Rex in Scary Movie 3??
by .....! May 2, 2005
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Simon Cowell anti-christ

Simon Cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.

Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell evil vapid anti-christ bad music new hitler cunt fuckhead dick anti music patronizing
Simon Cowell anti-christ
by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011
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Simon

The cool kid that everybody wants to hang out with, but nobody can.
Bob: HAVE YOU SEEN SIMON ANYWHERE!?
Billy:Nah were not cool enough to hang with him.
Bob:OH RIGHT
by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019
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Simonne

A person named Simonne is a cute little hottie. A Simonne has a few key personality traits, those are, sexy, smart, slutty, bitchy, and annoying. Simonne is always a gay thot. Simonne's give off Cancer and Scorpio energy. Simonne cares too much about everything, she is always crying which leads to dehydration, which brings headaches and is one of the reasons she can be an ass at times. A Simonne is ALWAYS under 5'5'' in height, she hides the fact by wearing really tall heels. Simonne is very bad at spelling the majority of words. As previously said, Simonne is a baddie and the sexiest person in the room. Simonne is almost always confused and has no idea what she is doing, somehow she is still rather smart. Simonne hate people who are named Logan, William, Libby, Hunter, Tucker, Jake, Rebecca, Bella, Aiden, and Conner. She hates these people just because of how basic they are.
"Who is that sexy mf."
"Oh that's Simonne."
by mushroomhoe March 27, 2021
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Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.
That guys such a Simon Spooner!
by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011
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Simple Simon

A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.
Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.
by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007
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Simon

The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.
Simon and Leanne are great together!
Simon the new guy is an amazing guy!
Leanne Loves Simon!
by QKAngel April 8, 2010
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