Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

by RegisteredSex January 18, 2022

stalebagels18.vr

stalebagels18.vr Is a VR, TikToker who posts mixed content, (mostly containing clash Royale, news about the Ukrainian war .e.t.c.)His main target demographic is comedy, comedic videos as well with interacting with his fans. (Extra information includes…) Pronouns:He/Him/His, follower count is 1487 while like count is 3346 and he is following 1821. (All at the time of writing this.) His gorilla tag cosmetics are, Holdable-Silver wrench. Hat-Cannot tell. Face-Cannot tell. Badge-Cannot tell.

“OMG, stalebagels18.vr, said it would be cool if someone would do this!”
“Perfect, cause I’m doing it to everyone!”

by Console wars are gay April 21, 2022

Sthalessa

A Person named Sthalessa is a very kind person beautiful warm hearted person they are amazing and very loyal if you dont have a Sthalessa in your life then you need one.They are often funny and make a funny joke at any point of time.

I met this girl today.Shes obviously a Sthalessa

by A Random Reezy August 8, 2022

Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

Kristina Shaleva

The most caring and loving people in the world carry this name, a real wifey material, the complete pack. Although she can be a little hard to deal with sometimes, it is all worth it at the end, everyone needs someone like her...but not everyone can have one like her.

Have you seen Kristina Shaleva?
Yes, she's right there looking pretty as usual.

by Mokaviv August 31, 2022

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009