Scrolling

(verb) aimlessly scrolling a webpage(s).

usually happens when you are:
a. not paying attention
b. high

"Oh man, I was just scrolling so hard for like 20 minutes."

also can be used in other contexts:
example; if you catch yourself, or someone else, daydreaming
"You look like you`re scrolling pretty hard there."

by Scrollin` March 22, 2012

strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"

by Jebi Se June 28, 2007

Strollerblading

Rollerblading while pushing a jogging stroller. For hot moms that want to stay that way.

I wanted to work on my tan so I took my baby Ava strollerblading down by the beach.

by Abigail W. April 20, 2008

Shrillery

The act of being totally filled with nausea at the sound of a high pitched person who is wearing pants suits or dressed like a communist party member.

The person became shrillery every time he heard her speaking on television.

by hasmark July 18, 2016

stroller envy

feelings of jealousy/inadequacy associated with desire, but economic inability to purchase celebrity favorite strollers like the bugaboo frog or stokke

Lisa felt self conscious at the nail spa because her everyday graco stroller stuck out amongst the myriad of bugaboos. She was developing a serious case of stroller envy

by sf chica July 13, 2005

Shrilling

(Verb)
1.The informal process of violently and savagely shouting offensive terrorist terms, phrases, prayers, and proverbs, inside of a moving car or on foot, towards innocent and completely arbitrary people and places.
2. Verbally scarring innocent people in an attempt to raise terrorist ideals and awareness.

(Noun)
1. A formal allusion from Allah, to praise terrorist organization groups.

My friend Ahmed and I shrilled last weekend. We told this yoga mom "Jihad" and drove off laughing.

Lets go shrilling this weekend, I really want to get "Hez" and "Muja" out of my system.

I know a guy named Borna who got arrested by the Feds whilst shrilling. His violent shrills on Main Street caused an uproar and a formal SWAT team covered the grounds.

by Universal Salad March 13, 2014

scrolleosis

Muscle atrophy of the index finger whereby the digit has permanent curvature from using the scroll wheel on a mouse for an extended peiod of time.

"If I have to scroll through the entire 800 page document to find what I'm looking for I'll get frickin' scolleosis."

by S.A. Mathews June 26, 2005