Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze
by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009
Get the shofty mug.Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.
"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."
"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."
"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."
by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009
Get the shalted mug.Girl from the conservative, white, upper-middle class areas of Southern California who somehow has been kept out of the loop with how the world works, how other cultures operate in the world, and with most, if not all, current events. Despite these depravities, this has fostered a soul with a lot of spirit and beautiful, bubblegum personality.
My girlfriend is such a sheltered valley girl, but my goodness if she ain't the cutest girl in the world.
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Get the Shoite mug.A small town on an island in the Hampton’s accessed by ferries. Very blue collared and redneck. Winters are boring as shit, summers are better than anywhere else. You’re bound to see either a truck, a dirt bike or an American flag every half mile.
Yo you here about that piece of Alabama they cut out and dropped next to Long Island?
-you mean shelter island?
-you mean shelter island?
by shitterboy May 27, 2019
Get the Shelter island mug.A human who is genuinely kind and gentle to most of mankind and animal kind. Does her best in all she puts her mind to. Cares very deeply about all of her friends. Tends to make friends with guys way too easily(in her own opinion)(in her early years),
Is easily hurt by harsh words, those who are good quality people themselves (if they are to meet one) they should make friends with her if they want a loyal friend that they can call in the middle of the night if they want a ride to a store or gas station or if they need to borrow a lawnmower or if they need help cleaning out their garage, setting up for a garage sale, etc. You'll know her when you see her. Her soul and her warm smile lights up a room (especially when she is excited)
Is easily hurt by harsh words, those who are good quality people themselves (if they are to meet one) they should make friends with her if they want a loyal friend that they can call in the middle of the night if they want a ride to a store or gas station or if they need to borrow a lawnmower or if they need help cleaning out their garage, setting up for a garage sale, etc. You'll know her when you see her. Her soul and her warm smile lights up a room (especially when she is excited)
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