shmode

a tall skinny man with a large chode

Shmode likes to play soccer with his chode in grassy fields in england.

by manderzzz May 22, 2008

shmoogum

to ejaculate or cum. sperm. verb

i shmoogumed in her mouth and on her breasts

by misa33 June 18, 2008

shmobos

Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty World at War

The losers played shmobos till 2 in the morning
He scummed my kill in shmobos

by Alec Federico June 11, 2009

shmoo

An Iron, like for ironing clothes

"She hit me wit da shmoo. You know, the thing ya shmoo da clothes out wit."

by jaimonn July 3, 2009

Shmoogi

A game with two players played in school. The object of the game is to tap your opponent's elbow when they're not looking. Their elbow must be creased at a right or acute angle for it to count. A tab is kept to see who gets the most points in one day. The one with the most taps (points) wins.

Sarah taps Simone's creased elbow while Simone's head is turned
Sarah: Yes! I have a point!
Simone: I always forget to pay attention to my elbow! Shmoogi is so hard! I'll get you back tomorrow!

by sinsarahly May 27, 2009

Shmodied

(adj)
really drunk.

fucked up, messed up, sauced, twisted.

"what do you want to do tonight before the show"
"let's get shmodied"

by iheartsocks September 15, 2009

shmooof

i love you cat

to say to someone in a caring/ loving way shmooof

by dereknicholas May 21, 2010